the politics of my fabulous wealth

Now that election season has started to rear its ugly head, I've decided to get political again. Of course, I've always been with the Billionaires for Bush group. We lucky few have to protect our asses, oops, that's assets, and there is no better advocate than this worthy group, for our worthy group. Their tireless sacrifice to our cause brings tears to my eyes.

Now, I'm very excited about their new campaign to find a family farmer to "Front for the Nation's Elite" — this has Ellen written all over it, don't you think?